I like socks and I don't like being bothered about things.
Index ABUSE ME, why not? Rock Out :PppP Sum Yung Ho OI
esskaye:
this motherfucker feels you

WHAT THE FUCK I JUST CHECKED MY INBOX AND YOU HAVE TUMBLR!??!?!?!? WHAT THE FUCK SARAH WHAT.

Anonymous:
hi today

WHO ARE YOU.

EXPLAIN THIS TO ME BECAUSE SOMEONE EXPLAINED IT TO ME LAST NIGHT AND NOW I FORGOT WHAT IT WAS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

Anonymous:
oi buvvvin trueeeee buvvityyyy

mmmm nolamara mcdoogenty swoogen mctrew buvvin nola mcginty esh

Anonymous:
can i come to ur party?

yeah see you then mate lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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gingerbasterd:

Die Antwoord - U Make A Ninja Wanna Fuck

presidentroad:
can i have one of those presents?

only because you are my one tr00 luv hunny

Anonymous:
why do you like RHCP

what do you mean why fuck you man

I grew up listening to them. READ ANTHONY’S BOOK.

Anonymous:
dye your hair black again !!??

eh.

I was thinking about it.

Buuuuuuuuuut. I’m not feeling it at the moment. I need to grow my hair back before I even THINK about dyeing it.

Anonymous:
saw you at the shops the other day, would

MY NAME IS NIKITA GEORGIA JENKINS AND I WHOLE-HEARTEDLY APPROVE OF THIS MESSAGE

Anonymous:
y ya bleerrgghh?

I WAS Blergh previously because my exams were on and I was going through this cycle of self hatred but it’s all G now and I feel like a right proper mceshington and I’m listening to some G shit (no homo)

teddypup:

YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN

YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY 17 

DANCING QUEEN, FEEL THE BEAT

OF THE TAMBOURINE OOH YEAAAAH

A Summary of Recent Times which you may or may not enjoy reading. Most likely the latter rather than the former.

  • Yesterday, I took my slippers off and my favourite pair of socks were drenched with blood around my left ankle. I had been wearing them all day, they were not ripped and i felt no pain.
  • This has caused me to become enraged because my socks are now ruined AND because I am thinking that this is some sort of warning that i am going to spontaneously combust at any given time R.I.P. me.
  • Tomorrow I am going out for breakfast with a cutie :3
  • My exams are now over. Dat shit was crayzee hektik yet funny in many ways, mostly because I witnessed my friends drinking whisky before some of them
  • I ran out of credit and suddenly every cunt in the world is texting me and asking me questions and shit and this is leaving me feeling like more of a bitch that usual
  • There is some sort of vermin in my house and i hear it all the time and my family thinks I’m hearing things but I’m serious it will appear soon enough.
  • I have an 8 hour shift at work on Sunday, straight after a night of getting royally fucked up literally and figuratively.
  • A photo I took now has 3000 + notes. Shouts out to Nikola Jokanovic, my hunny and my husband.
  • I keep looking up what all the random shit in my dreams mean and my future is not looking prosperous.
  • I have approximately five presents I am willing to give away to anyone that will love me because to put it succinctly, the person I wanted to give them to won’t want them anymore.
  • I also have 2 signed and sealed letters which you can have if you <3 me, just as an added extra
  • I thought my camera broke but in actual fact i put the battery in a sock and forgot about it
  • I can’t sleep and I can’t wake up, two things that i think are vital yet my body and my head cannot cope with allowing me to do this one little thing. Oh well. #Fagg Shit
  • There is a chicken next door, the turkey is gone, yet I still do not like it as it was giving me the evil eye approximately 2 hours and 25 minutes ago
  • I miss sarah kennedy’s presence on tumblr as I feel there is no deep and meaningful things on my dashboard and I might make a deep and meaningful post sometime soon to make up for this
  • I ran out of bandaids and most of my body bleeds and I cannot fix this as there are no bandaids
  • The way I write is too circumlocutory and I must change this too.